30 Things Every Short Girl Can Relate to


  1. People tell you, “You’re short!” as if it’s news to you.
  2. That awkward moment when middle schoolers exceed your height.
  3. You wind up looking about as scary as a puppy when you get angry, and people won’t take you seriously.
  4. You always get stuck with the middle seat because “you’re the smallest.”
  5. If you gain weight, it’s 10 times more noticeable on you than it would be on a tall person because there isn’t anywhere for it to go.
  6. Heels make you an average height, if you’re lucky.
  7. Flats make your legs look even shorter.
  8. People ask you your height before they ask your name.
  9. Finding a pair of pants that’s the right length is about as likely as sighting Big Foot.
  10. You have trouble fitting in adult clothing and often wind up in the junior section.
  11. Kitchen shelves and cupboards pose a huge obstacle.
  12. You’re too proud to accept help from a stranger when you’re trying to reach a high shelf at the grocery store.
  13. People treat you like a fragile doll.
  14. Sleeves are always too long.
  15. Your feet dangle off of chairs instead of reaching the floor.
  16. Finding a pair of leggings that are the right length isn’t much easier than finding jeans.
  17. Most normal-length shirts are like dresses on you.
  18. People judge you for having to pull your seat all the way up in the car.
  19. You just had to go and date the tallest person you could find.
  20. You have to walk in double-time to keep up with tall folks.
  21. You inevitably sit behind tall people in every theater.
  22. When you find that one person who’s shorter than you, it’s like a small victory.
  23. You can pass for younger than you are.
  24. You have a special bond with fellow short folks.
  25. You’ve developed a system for reaching things that are high up, whether it be climbing on chairs or over-extending your arms to the point of dislocating something.
  26. You’re always looking up at people.
  27. Desks are usually uncomfortably high for your arms to rest on.
  28. Your friends constantly make short jokes.
  29. People you don’t even know constantly make short jokes.
  30. You rock shortness like nobody else can.
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